Obama to Join GOP

President Obama today negotiated a change of party allegiance with the Republican leadership. As of January 1st, Obama will register as a Republican and abdicate his leadership role in the Democratic Party. He will become the new leader of the GOP. In exchange for his party switch the president agreed to surrender the custody of Bo, the White House pooch, to the House Committee on Homeland Security, soon to be chaired by a GOP representative.

Bo will then be trained as a sniffer dog to sniff out Democrats who are disloyal to the president and his right wing agenda.

When the Obama kids wept in protest at having to give up Bo the president scolded his daughters. “Listen you two little brats,” he reportedly said, “we all have to make sacrifices for the good of the nation. Besides this is the only way Daddy will ever win a second term.”

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