Palin Vows Use of Wooden Pencils

According to a report, Sarah Palin has said that to save trees and help the environment she would prefer to use a mechanical pencil. However, she has been unable to master the complexity of the device.

Sources reported that Palin had trouble tabulating results on election night because the lead in her mechanical pencil kept breaking.

The former Alaska governor blamed her difficulties on the complicated instructions that accompanied the pencil.  Palin said she was unable to correct the problem herself because she doesn’t know anything about machinery and has never been mechanically inclined.

The spokesperson said Ms. Palin has reverted to the use of less complicated wooden pencils and has vowed to use one during the next election.

Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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