Inuit Culture Doomed

environmental and cultural issues face the inuit

The Inuit culture is in danger of extinction and these people need saving. Are the Inuits Christan?  If not they’re in luck.  Perhaps we could encourage some zealous religious groups to go up there and save them

Oh, sorry, wrong kind of saving.  Besides it’s too cold up there for Jesus types anyways.

And let’s look on the bright side.  So they lose their culture.  It’s not like it hasn’t happened to millions before them.  And now they won’t have to kill whales to eat anymore.  Lucky for them.  Whales will probably be extinct in a few decades.  Won’t have to kill bear to make clothes either. Bears are already on the way out.

Soon the Inuits will be able to join us so they can experience the benefits of modern society and enjoy genetically modified corn, e coli diseased beef, oil contaminated fish from the Gulf and buy all kindsa cheap shit from China.  And they’ll even be forced to purchase worthless health insurance.  You can’t get any luckier than that.

So let us invite our friends to the north to trek south and become citizens of the empire.  And who knows.  Their sons might even join us in our next invasion or two.

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