OBAMA LOST IN SPACE!

Hello, Barack. Barack, are you there? Come in, Barack.

Houston, we have a problem. Barack Obama is lost in space.

BULLETIN!

From UPW: Printing tastelessly useless news from across the planet.

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FEAR MOUNTS PRESIDENT MAY HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED.

The Secret Service began a frantic search for President Obama this morning without results.


An agent reported the missing president to chief of staff William Daley.

The chief of staff, sitting with his feet propped up on the desk playing Sudoku on his Blackberry, told the agent to call the State Department. This is the day the president sneaks over there to play checkers with Hillary. “And I wouldn’t mention the leadership thing if I were you. It really pisses him off.”

Obama finally located on State Department grounds having fun with Hillary.

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