The Secret Service reported today that President Barack Obama was found safe on the White House grounds. Obama was discovered hiding under a bed in the Lincoln Bedroom

A statement issued from the White House indicated that the president was sick and tired of the budget debates in Congress and the mess in Wisconsin and couldn’t be bothered anymore.

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File photo of Barack Obama hard at work on budget issues.

Earlier reports that the president was lost in space or at the State Department messing around with Hillary proved to be unfounded.


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