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March 18, 2011

GINGRICH: SEEKS NEW PASTIME

Gingrich seeking new pastime activities.

 

Newt Gingrich, the poster boy for adultery, is considering taking up a new pastime.

A spokesman for Gingrich said the former House Speaker wants to follow in the footsteps of President Barack Obama and hopes to best the president in his March Madness bracket selections.

Gingrich, according to the spokesman, is not familiar with the complexities of the game and has just purchased a new book entitled Basketball for Idiots.

Gingrich intends to study the intricacies of the college sport and expects to be able to compete with Obama by 2012.

Read the Article at HuffingtonPost