Nobella Committee Establishes New Prize.
The Nobella Pizza Prize Committee has instituted a new award. For those persons who do not qualify for the Schmuckup Prize the committee will now confer on deserving nominees the Most Valuable Putz Award.
In order for a person to win the Schmuckup Prize, for example, he has to be more than just a schmuckup. There are thousands of those in Washington DC alone. He has to be a dumb schmuckup. That qualification limits the prize chiefly to Republicans, conservatives (who can be Democrats) and to right wing extremists (most Republicans but especially Tea Partiers).
The Committee stated its belief that the Most Valuable Putz Award will have a much broader field of candidates. To win an MVP all you really have to be is an ignorant person who engages in foolish or nonsensical behavior. Hundreds of people should come to mind immediately because that would include just about everybody in Washington including pundits, TV news readers and all Fox Newsers, Republicans, right wing extremists and just about everybody else who putzes around in DC. Unfortunately it also includes many Democrats.
This first MVP goes to the right wing extremists or Tea Party schmuckups who tried desperately to shut down the entire US government to make a silly point and get some press coverage.
So congratulations Tea Party. You are this week’s winner of the Most Valuable Putz Award.
The second Most Valuable Putz Award (the first one was won about two minutes ago by Tea Partiers who tried to shut down the entire US government) goes to Republicans and right wing extremists (excuse the redundancy) who are trying to let their corporate masters pirate the Internet for even more ill gotten gains.
Congratulations House Republicans on winning the Most Valuable Putz Award. You are truly the MVPs of the nation.