BACHMANN WINS MVP AWARD

The Nobella Prize Committee has announced the recipient of the Most Valuable Putz award. The prize went to Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) who was revealed to be the fabled Welfare Queen, the mysterious woman who resided in the world of Ronald Reagan’s famous fantasy.

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The mythological figure was revealed to be a living, rampaging reality in the person of the right wing uber reactionary Republican representative from the state of Minnesota.

This Welfare Queen from the famed farming state and her family have been the beneficiaries of welfare checks from the Federal government for at least a decade, perhaps longer.

According to the Environmental Working Group Bachmann’s true socialist nature surfaced when records showed that she and her family farm have received $251,973 in welfare – also called farm subsidies – over an approximately ten year period.

In addition to her $174,000 salary working for the government and a top notch benefit program that provides excellent health care and includes one of the most generous pensions this side of CEO-land, our welfare queen collects a $50,000 a year freebie from the “Federal Argibusiness Welfare Program” which has handed over $178 billion dollars to giant agri-corporations on the government dole. And of course queenie supports these programs wholeheartedly.

Runners up to Bachmann for the Putzie were Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), former Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS), Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT), former Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-AR) and a whole host of right wing conservative socialists who are on the dole and who protect their payoff money benefactors to the last vote.

Winners of the MVP award receive a statuette named the Pubar engraved with the words “putzed up beyond all reason.” Known as the Putzie for short the statuette is made of rusted metal stolen from an auto junk yard. The Putzie is given while supplies last and unfortunately for Ms. Bachmann, supplies just ran out.

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