RANDOM MUSINGS

The Republican Deficit – $10.5 Trillion

The Democratic Deficit – $ 4.2 Trillion

And these rapscallions have Obama’s Fruit of the Looms twisted in a knot.

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If God is a theory, the Bible is a fable.

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When times are hard some people will rob convenience stores to survive. Other people think that’s what they’re there for and it’s their right to do so.

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Notice anything unusual about that last sentence.

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Why is it that the plural of oat is oats but the plural of wheat is wheat. It is possible therefore to have one oat; but you can never have one wheat. Just saying.

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A picture of three wheats.

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It is of course impossible to be two places at one time. So why is it when you meet someone you haven’t seen in a while and ask where they’ve been they will say something like “Oh, here and there.” Sounds like a brush off doesn’t it? And maybe that’s why you haven’t seen them in a while in the first place.

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3 Comments to “RANDOM MUSINGS”

  1. You can be two places at once by standing at the borders of two countries!

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