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July 4, 2011


Sen. John Cornyn awarded Schmuckup Prize by Nobella Committee.

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Sen. John Cornyn is all smiles after the announcement that he is the most recent winner of the Schmuckup Award. A spokesman for the senator released a statement expressing the senator’s delight at his selection for the prize. The statement also reinforced his position that he is honored to be a member of the group of Republican saboteurs who would willingly crash the world economy to achieve a political agenda.

Pasta Fagioli, Italy. July 4, 2011.

Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) has been awarded the Schmuchup Prize a spokesman for the Nobella Committee announced today.

The prize was awarded based on unmitigated and monumental chutzpah exhibited by the senator when he stated that invoking the 14th Amendment to remove the debt ceiling was “crazy talk.”

Cornyn made his statement with the full knowledge that he and his fellow GOP saboteurs have been recklessly holding the entire U.S. economy hostage by insisting on the most destructive spending cuts in history.

The senator and his fellow travelers in the GOP and the Tea Party have threatened to destroy the world economy if their iniquitous demands are not met.

And so for exhibiting chutzpah on an unprecedented scale, the Nobella Committee presented its Schmuckup Award to the raving senator from the semi-great state of Texas.

Winners of The Schmuckup Award receive a certificate acknowledging the award as well as a forged autographed copy of a photo of Don Alberto Vito Nobella, the originator of the prize. In addition, winners are given the coveted statuette called The Little Schmucky engraved with the words “Schmucked up beyond all reason.” The Little Schmucky is sculpted of rusted metal stolen from an auto junk yard. All prizes are awarded while supplies last and unfortunately for the current winner supplies just ran out.

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