Oh Barack, poor Barack
What will he ever do?
He lost his cool
What a fool.
And called the Repubs poo.
We asked for Superman and got Soupy Sales instead.
“Oh, poopy,” said our hero. “Nobody likes me anymore. I want my mommy.”
Deficits, deficits, deficits
What am I to do?
Start a big, big war somewhere
And chug another brew.
That’ll get their attention.
Now here’s a plan. How about declaring a national emergency. That sounds like a lot of fun. Think of all the headlines you’ll get. Lotsa TV too.
But seriously, folks.
Obama can declare a national emergency; or let the elderly go hungry.
He can declare a national emergency; or abandon his troops on the battlefield.
He can declare a national emergency; or let the sick go without care.
He can declare a national emergency; or let the poor go without shelter.
He can declare a national emergency; and end the hostage situation forever.
Or he can just wuss out like he intended to do in the first place.