WHAT WILL HE EVER DO?

Oh Barack, poor Barack

What will he ever do?

He lost his cool

What a fool.

And called the Repubs poo.

File:Barack Obama with Superman.jpg

We asked for Superman and got Soupy Sales instead.


“Oh, poopy,” said our hero. “Nobody likes me anymore. I want my mommy.”


Deficits, deficits, deficits

What am I to do?

Start a big, big war somewhere

And chug another brew.

That’ll get their attention.


Now here’s a plan. How about declaring a national emergency. That sounds like a lot of fun. Think of all the headlines you’ll get. Lotsa TV too.

But seriously, folks.


Obama can declare a national emergency; or let the elderly go hungry.

He can declare a national emergency; or abandon his troops on the battlefield.

He can declare a national emergency; or let the sick go without care.

He can declare a national emergency; or let the poor go without shelter.

He can declare a national emergency; and end the hostage situation forever.

Or he can just wuss out like he intended to do in the first place.

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