Pasta Fagioli, Italy
December 14, 2012
Committee Grants Award
The Nobella Committee today announced the winner of the Schmuckup Prize.
The latest honor went to none other than Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.
The senator introduced legislation that would allow the president to increase the debt ceiling with the approval of Congress. McConnell apparently expected the Democrats to reject the proposal thereby giving the Minority Leader the ammunition to accuse the Dems of voting against an opportunity to increase the debt limit.
However, Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) accepted the offer thereby forcing McConnell to filibuster a bill he himself had introduced.
Wow. What a schmuckup that was.
McConnell, affectionately known as “turtle” to the American people, was also voted the least liked senator in the nation. Yes, the Kentucky senator is recognized as a really, really big GOP meanie.
Winners of The Schmuckup Prize receive a certificate acknowledging the award as well as a forged autographed copy of a photo of Don Alberto Vito Nobella, the originator of the prize.
In addition, winners are given the coveted statuette called The Little Schmucky engraved with the words “Schmucked up beyond all reason.” The Little Schmucky is sculpted of rusted metal stolen from an auto junk yard. All prizes are awarded while supplies last and unfortunately for the current winner supplies just ran out.
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Some constitutional scholars contend that the president has the Fourteenth Amendment at his disposal in the fight against Republicans who are holding the “debt ceiling” hostage by refusing to raise the level.
Here is the relevant section of the amendment:
Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned.
It appears that the president is indeed authorized to take what ever measure are necessary to meet the existing obligations of the government including those in the existing budget without regard for the ceiling. Debt not yet authorized, however, is excluded.
So why doesn’t Obama take this obvious pathway and simply authorized the Treasury to pay the debt through the sale of bonds?
One explanation is that the president simply does not want to use this “out.”
Been there, done that.
From day one, Obama has been determined to cut the safety net and the conventional wisdom in Washington is that only a Democratic president can bring about the cuts.
Once the reductions are agreed upon, Obama then has the “excuse” he needs to blame the obstructionist GOP for “forcing” him to take action against the overwhelming opposition of his progressive base.
Being a politician in our nation’s capitol can be fun. Here in limerick form is an abbreviated biography of one Enos Throckmorton Periwinkle and his misadventures in Washington DC.
.A rep by name of amorous Enos Had a truly enormous penis “God help us that thing’s prodigious.” Gals always said something religious. “Pray let him come stiffly between us.” . Now Enos was glad that size didn’t matter. His asset could fill a turkey platter. The gals of course could not resist And Enos so blessed would not desist. ‘Round the town his seed he’d scatter. . A tool of truly Biblical proportions Often requires gymnastic contortions. But Enos was a man quite clever And disappoint a gal he’d never. His body he’d twist in amazing distortions. The host with the most. Enough to make a T-rex (or congress critter) jealous. Mercury – well-endowed to say the least. . He had to invent a new position. So blessed he was with ammunition. To please the gals in every way From a chandelier he’d often sway And leave the gals in burned out condition. . Five at a time he could not endure So Enos returned to his usual four. The gals would shriek with joyous thrill So completely did he eagerly fulfill. Alas not Enos but his penis did the gals adore. .
Enos of course was a politician Whose job in DC was submission Of all women compliant Till he met one defiant Who revealed his sins of commission. . Enos of course was sent packing His work in the House sorely lacking The voters rebelled From his seat they expelled Poor Enos as the whip they were cracking.
Another Reagan myth busted. There are so many who can keep up. This latest is that as president he achieved $3.00 in spending cuts for every $1.00 of tax increases. See the myth-busting article from the Washington Post if anything at all about Reagan still interests you.
My own personal very favorite fable is the one about the “welfare queen.” Of course, there was never such a thing – not even one. No one has found one to this day. It was simply a delusion that existed in Reagan’s aging mind.
Another doozy was the one about the family farms being foreclosed due to inheritance taxes. Again, not a single one was ever found. Yes, small farms were shut down but largely due to unpaid debt accumulated because of the inability of the family farmer to compete with huge corporate agricultural conglomerates. Many farmers simply sold off the land for the same reason.
The most egregious is the myth that Reagan was a “great” president. From the perspective of the 1% perhaps. And it is worshipers from among this group who are hyping the “greatness” thing.
For many of the rest of us, Reagan’s policies did nothing but great harm. If there is any greatness to this former president in lies in that harm. For the beginning of middle and working class decline originated in Reagan’s administrations.
Some limericks posted to http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/limerick-offs/
TCBY – The Country’s Best Yogurt – is going down the tubes. It has closed 1,372 stores after a 2008 bankruptcy with only 405 remaining. Guess that’s why you don’t see so many. They used to be everywhere.
But what can you expect with competition from the likes of Sweet Frog, a rapidly growing yogurt chain.
A tragic day. It’s our fault too. We’re sorry.
- The hostage McConnell sees as ‘worth ransoming’ (maddowblog.msnbc.com)
- McConnell Filibusters His Own Bill To Lift Debt Ceiling (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)
- Mitch McConnell: The most unpopular man in the Senate (tv.msnbc.com)
- Mitch McConnell Makes Congressional History: He Filibusters Himself (No Joke) (themoderatevoice.com)