Mitt Romney says government doesn’t create jobs. But when he becomes president, he promises to create twelve million jobs. That of course is a contradiction if not an outright lie. But who notices.
And last time I checked, “president” was a government job.
What a jobs program might look like under Mighty Mitt. “Brother, can you spare a dime?”
If you’re in the job-creating business, why stop at twelve. I can create fifteen million jobs. Better yet, make that twenty million.
How??? You wanna know how??? Nobody ever asked Mitt that question.
Actually, nobody had to ask Mitt. He sorta volunteered the information. Not the details, mind you. Just a little info.
As a government employee, Mighty Mitt says he will create jobs – a feat which he has said on numerous occasions gobmint can’t perform – by lowering taxes for supply-sided rich people and by deregulating regulations no one enforces anyway (remember the Gulf and mining disasters).
Ya just gotta love the Mittster.
Shhhhh. I have a secret. Don’t repeat this to a soul.
Dinesh D;Sousa is having an affair.
The president of The King’s College – a conservative Christian liberal arts school – has been observed cavorting, cavorting mind you, with a woman who is not his wife.
The Christian community is beside itself with scandal. After all, Christians just don’t behave in this manner. It’s worse than drinking and gambling (except for Bingo).
Dinesh shared a room with this woman who is not his wife and the two came down together in the morning.
Now let’s be fair here. It’s entirely possible nothing happened while they slept together in the same room Doesn’t mean they shared the same bed does it? Maybe she made him sleep on the floor. Maybe they both remained fully clothed. Perhaps God sent an angel to act as chaperon and the angel kept them apart.
On the other hand, they could have been fucking their brains out all night.
There is a “however” here however.
However, Dinesh, an Indian American – no, not that kind of Indian, the other kind – did introduce the woman he may or may not have banged all night, as his fiance and he is divorcing his wife of 20 years.
We should probably give Dinesh the benefit of the doubt since no one actually witnessed the activities the couple may or may not have engaged in during the night. And keep in mind, cavorting with thy neighbor’s wife is not forbidden by the Ten Commandments. Only “coveting” is prohibited. So Dinesh, you get a pass on this one, even though as a result of your behavior, you felt compelled to resign as president of the conservative Christian liberal arts school, The King’s College.
We report. You decide.
Mitt Romney has been upside down, inside out and backwards on so many issues, he doesn’t know which way to turn.
His advisers have developed a new device that will help the candidate assume all positions at once. It defies the natural laws of the universe by allowing Romney to go in two directions simultaneously. The contraption has been named “Romnesia.”
It has been patented by Bain Capital, will be manufactured in China and then marketed in the U.S. under the name Milk d’Romnesia.
The device will be implanted in the brain and people who suffer anxiety and confusion when pulled in two directions at once can now have it both ways. Just like Romney.
Actually, I made that stuff up. Not the part about Romney having it both ways. Just the part about the Romnesia machine.
The word was coined by President Obama this week and refers to Romney’s attempts to – what else – have everything both ways.
Will the real Mitt Romney please invert himself? (Photo by DonkeyHotey).
Mighty Mitt has a case of Romnesia
Which isn’t as bad as amnesia
But it clogs the brains
So truth it restrains
And it can’t be cured by Milk of Magnesia
Binder. A word recently popularized by Mitt Romney. It refers to this thing he had filled with women. OK,OK, the names of women. Sam Malone used to call it a little black book.
In any case, the word binder will never mean the same.
Once had a binder kept in a nook
Used to call it my little black book
As I got old
The book grew mold
But its pages hold secrets of rides that I took.
Mitt had a binder he frequently used
He recently got it completely confused
With another black binder
The real woman finder
Ah, those were the days he so sadly mused.
Betcha Mitt still has that little black binder tucked away somewhere.
The election of 2012 raises two perplexing questions. The first is how the GOP could put up someone for president who so brazenly epitomizes the excesses of casino capitalism that have destroyed the economy and overwhelmed our democracy. The second is why the Democrats have failed to point this out. Robert Reich.
The mystery of the American psyche continues unabated. We have filled the history of the American presidency with characters who have repeatedly defiled the office. But none is as overtly perverse as Mitt Romney who stands at the doorstep of the White House and could well be its next occupant.
Why Democrats have failed to point out Romney’s perversity is less a mystery. For the Dems dwell in the same cash cesspool fertilized continuously by Wall Street and corporate payola and, they fear, any attempt to expose Romney as a vulture capitalist would drain all that green sludge from the tank.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament – Gloria Steinem.
In the debate against Paul Ryan, Biden used the right word to describe the Romney/Ryan platform – malarkey.
I prefer twaddle myself.
Joe had a good laugh and we should all be laughing with him.
Biden/Ryan by DonkeyHotey.
Teary eyed Republicans made themselves evident after the Biden/Ryan debate.
One Greta Van Susteren was especially weepy. She called Joe Biden rude. Can you imagine? Rude.
He wasn’t. He was simply aggressive. And if Biden had been polite and mannerly, the media would have declared him the loser with Susteren the first among them.
Let’s be honest. The debates are becoming theater. The debaters are performers. They rehearse their parts including answers to potential questions. True, as in beauty contests, the contestants don’t know the questions in advance. But they must act out their roles to satisfy media expectations and if rudeness and bullying win the day, this is the way media personalities want it.
Weeping when your guy gets blown away by the aggressive tactics of his opponent is sour grapes.
In debate Rep. Ryan took a hit
So Republicans went into a snit
They said Joe Biden was rude
As he laughed at their wonky dude
But a fire under Dems the Veep lit.
Joe Biden left Ryan no escapes
And Republicans wept sour grapes
But their weeping was creepy
While Ryan looked sleepy
As Joe stole the house, kitchen sink and the drapes.
The Romney/Ryan tax plan is a sneak attack on the middle class.
Does anybody really believe that Romney will close loopholes that create cash for the rich who are the largest source of payola for the two parties?