Screw Romney. Next time I’m running for president.
.Mitt Romney is peeved at his loss. It’s understandable he should be cross. He screwed up his campaign And now seeks to blame Obama for spreading the sauce. . For John McCain the end is near He’s causing trouble that is clear He used to be a real mensch Now he’s just creating stench And will besmirch a fine career. . Paul Ryan is playing the blame game. His excuses run poor to utterly lame. Because he got picked Mitt Romney got licked. His name was no match for inglorious fame. . Mitt Romney is peeved at his loss. It’s understandable he should be cross. He screwed up his campaign And now seeks to blame Obama for spreading the sauce. . For John McCain the end is near He’s causing trouble that is clear He used to be a real mensch Now he’s just creating stench And will besmirch a fine career. . A fellow who tended to whine Refused to pay a court fine He went into a snit And had a big fit When jailed he wailed a fine don’t decline. . A woman who tended to whine About swill a date said was fine wine She gulped a full glass When he patted her ass She tilted and tossed the cheap brine. . .A woman who tended to preen Had hair dyed purple and green. Along with the tint She kept a blueprint To comb her hair perfect before being seen. . A fellow who tended to preen Cared not as his wife turned all green. She told him to get off the pot Her makeup was starting to rot. But honey he said it’s Halloween. . A fellow who tended to preen Finally created a scene His angry main squeeze Let loose with a sneeze That mussed his boufant ‘fore meeting the queen. . The fellow was Romney of course Whose wife went riding a horse. He said to the queen “My wife is so mean A horse did she preen. ”And then in between Said something obscene.” . And with no more discourse She saddled the horse. And rode from the scene. With no sign of remorse. . At last we are empty nested And so we can go bare breasted Then we strip are bad tushies As well as brown bushies And do things we never have tested. . A woman was asked to explain Why she held Paul Ryan in disdain. She looked at his budget My God did he fudge it. She decided to loudly complain. . A man was asked to explain Why his women would so often feign Orgasms of delight As they slept with him despite Preferring partners whose sex was the same. . A fellow had made a mistake Ate at Chick-fil-A for chrrssake When he opened his fries He glanced at cute eyes The kiss the guys shared took the cake. . A woman had made a mistake Said of gals I do not partake When they met in a tryst The moment they kissed She stayed late and rose gayly awake. . A gal who was known for her flash When she danced at a frat was a smash She took off her clothes While all the guys rose But fellas she said I want cash. . A man who was known for his flash At a party revealed he had cash He went for a dame Of beauty and fame But her beau punched him silly with one smash. . A fellow who fell on his face Drank scotch before his big race At the end of a mile He collapsed with a smile Ah, the bottle he held in a loving embrace. . A woman who fell on her face Felt ashamed of her act of disgrace In a moment of stupor She brought home a trooper Saying honey my virtue I’ll gladly misplace. . A woman was starting to rue She only had sex with a few Guys who could please her But barely would squeeze her Before they announced they were through. . A fellow was starting to rue Quick sex and then he was through While in bed this poor schnook Watched his gal read a book For in a minute he promptly withdrew. . A fellow was starting to rue A gal he picked up anew She gave him a dime For wasting her time But a fortune for dinner he blew. . A fellow was proud of his skill To guzzle a gallon of swill He did it so fast His hangover would last From night till the sun drifted over the hill. . A woman was proud of her skill To get a man drunk on coarse swill She’d dump him in bed Take his money instead And leave him thinking he had a cheap thrill. . A fellow was proud of his skill To guzzle a gallon of swill He did it so fast His hangover would last From night till the sun rose over the hill. . A woman was proud of her skill To get a man drunk on coarse swill She’d dump him in bed Take his money instead And leave him thinking he had a cheap thrill. . A moody young fellow with ‘tude Said I’m going out to get screwed So that’s what he did And heaven forbid When he woke he was stewed and stripped nude. . A moody young woman with ‘tude Met a guy determined to get screwed So she took him to bed In his drink dropped a med Then departed the dude she outsmarted, how shrewd. . A fellow was putting on airs For women for whom he set snares I’m rich as you see So follow with glee To my digs that no else shares. . A woman was putting on airs For a fellow who set many snares You may be rich You son of a bitch But my style needs cash for affairs. . A man who was never in doubt Could find prey like an Indian scout His quarry was women And soon he was swimmin’ In a bevy whose dreams he would flout. . A gal who was never in doubt Had a body about which she’d shout. Come see me some time And if you bring the wine I’ll make you my love slave devout.