Posts tagged ‘Condom’

January 29, 2012

Prayer in Public Schools

Three things kids pray for in school:

  1. That a good majawanna crop comes in. “But officer I was only growing it to make rope.”
  1. Free condoms in the cafeteria. “I’ll take two dozen.” “Are you sure that will be enough, Mary?”
  2. Sex education labs. Well, hell, if they’re going to give away free condoms, why waste a good thing.

    English: sex education

    Image via Wikipedia

    This is what an unused condom looks like. They come in several designer colors.


English: sex education. Condom with studs

Image via Wikipedia

This condom comes with a stud. Something I would definitely look into, ladies.