Posts tagged ‘Ultrasound’

February 25, 2012

Santorum Declines Probe

Scientists at the Sardo Institute of Proctology have developed a transcolon ultrasound probe that can detect penile penetration in the anus of men. Before being sworn in, all male members of the Virginia legislature will be required to undergo a transcolon probe.

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The Sardo Institute of Proctology conveniently located near an abandoned railroad.

All new male members of Congress will be required to undergo the procedure as well.

Actually, it’s not a bad idea. Good way to come out of the closet.

When asked to volunteer for trials of the new device, Rick Santorum declined saying it was an invasion of his privacy.

A spokesman for Santorum said what he does with his asshole is nobody’s business but his own.


Wife Drives Two Caddys

Mitch Romney claimed today that his wife drives two Cadillacs. The dog sits on the roof.


Two Caddys in every garage.


 Gov. Bob McDonnell of Virginia today underwent a transcranial ultrasound probe. The test revealed nothing.

When commenting on the legislation requiring pregnant women to undergo a transvaginal untrasound probe, the governor said “what’s a vagina anyway? Oh, that’s a vagina.”

The governor also stated that in the future he will insist that advisers read legislation and explain it to him before he issues any comments.

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So who does this belong to anyway: Republicans, the Church or the woman who owns it.